Keeping It Real

I make no secret that I’m single, and with being a single gal at the end of my twenties means joining the ranks of online dating.   I get messages from guys I respond to, and messages I ignore.  I’ve received some weird messages before, and some are just dumb, like 2 weeks ago when a guy wrote to me and said nothing but “Respectfully, I would date the hell out of you”.   Really guy?  Putting “respectfully” at the beginning of that sentence doesn’t make it any less tacky and stupid.  Delete!   With all the crazy messages I get today’s has got to be the weirdest of them all,  this is no joke, I actually received this in my inbox….

Hello, Washington…. do you copy? We seem to have a communication failure. Interference,perhaps sunspots. An attractive alien has appeared on my radar screen. She is unlike most that I have encountered. She has an out-of-this-world smile, and says she knows the difference between your and you’re. I will try to make contact. Please advise.

Is that not the funniest thing you’ve ever read?  Hilarious.  Needless to say I will not be responding to that one.  Thanks online dating for keeping it real and giving me something to laugh about every now and then.  

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